The Wrong Stuff Findings of a Forensic Grammarian

Howard Denson is a newspaper-Navy brat who has mainly moved from one part of the South to another. A native of Jasper, Alabama, he says he has been living in Jacksonville, Florida, since the administration of Saint Richard the Reluctant Confessor. At what is now Florida State College at Jacksonville, he taught composition, literature, and creative writing, plus humanities courses in the ancient world and Middle Ages, the Renaissance to the modern world, art appreciation, American art and culture. He was closely involved in a town-and-gown writers' conference, the Florida First Coast Writers' Festival, and attended similar conferences at Samford University, Birmingham-Southern College, the University of Florida, and especially at St. Petersburg's excellent Florida Suncoast Writers' Conference. He has been an editor and/or contributor to The State Street Review, The Penchant, The International Journal of Elvisology and the Elvisian Era, The Write Stuff, The FCCFF Update, and Kassandra's Kitchen. He helped run and judge contests in novels, short fiction, poetry, and plays. He writes "Kassandra's Kitchen" at http: //howarddenson.webs.com