Private Desires

Excerpt I was arched over the toilet letting the sperm dribble from my just-fucked cunt when I first saw the ad in the weekly magazine. Somebody been reading it while having a b.m., I guess, and had just left it there. Considering my circumstances the letters S E X comprehensibly caught my attention. It was only natural I would go on reading. "Wanted", it said, volunteers with a normal interest and inquisitiveness in the act of love. If you believe, as we do, that sex is more than a mere biological function solely for the purpose of proliferation, but still have many questions about its true tenacity in life, then you may be interested in working with us. Our non-profit organization desperately needs volunteers to complete a study that will get to the bottom of the human sexual experience for once and for all. The ultimate results of our research will benefit billions of people. Won't you consider helping? You could wind up helping yourself as well as science.