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Walter Timoshenko is a native of Manhattan whose earlier years were split between the City that never sleeps and the crisply inspiring Adirondack Mountains by Lake George. Early on, he developed a passion for writing, storytelling, and riding. He worked in Advertising with some of the legends of Madison Avenue and then in branding, leadership management, consulting, and marketing communications. He has written, created, developed, edited, and assisted with a wide variety of articles, books, manuscripts, reports, guides, screenplays, and content, both traditional and digital, and has been a featured speaker across the country.
